Honey Bunny: what is that battery doing on my Brazilian Granite ? Me: you'll notice the cutting board under the battery to protect your Brazilian that cost me a zillion. Honey Bunny: so your next sandwich will be laced with battery acid? Me. No dear I turned the board over to protect the bread. Honey Bunny: you are going to die at your own hand. Me: ok but hand me the jug of water so I can refill with you drinking water. Honey Bunny: what was I thinking 40 years ago?